Attention hand-humpers: Your 8-minute descent into dumb starts now. No mercy, no escape - just concentrated gooner obliteration.
WHAT AWAITS YOU:
Golden bikini mindbreak that liquefies beta brains
Pillow pirate destruction for chronic mattress ****ers
Sticky-floor confessions exposing your filth
Relentless rhythm that programs your pump-hand
WARNING:
This 8:21 video will:
Trigger instant premature palmsweat
Activate permanent dumb-face mode
Make your dick twitch on command
"Your hands move before your brain does - like the broken hand-humping puppet you are."